Carotenoid Vs. Ninja | The Cast and Crew

Ninja The story’s antihero. Standing for all that is good, Ninja regularly challenges evildoers to duels that frequently result in his own humiliation. He would be less enduring if he were not the hypersexual, misogynist, ignorant fella he is. Abandoned as a child, Ninja was raised by a pack of homeless and mentally ill persons formerly cared for in homes for such people up until Regan did away with those programs. Ironically, Ninja is a staunch republican.

Carotenoid The narcissistic antagonist. Usually found confronting Ninja against his better judgment. Carotenoid got his start as a child actor and has grown into a full-fledged adult and out-of-work actor. As one would imagine, he’s got a bit of a chip on his shoulder owing to all the toothpaste and cereal commercials he was forced to star in on his home planet of Coquten. It is rumored that he and Ninja were formerly an “item,” but Carotenoid maintains that it just a rumor and you should mind your own business.

Charles the Pirate Bum The prophetic and cold genius. After getting fed up with everything wrong about the world, Charles chopped off all his limbs and decided to masquerade as a bum/pirate. Naturally, he uses peg-limbs now. Many believe he is actually the reincarnation of Sigmund Freud. But they are probably wrong, he is just a fan.

Magic-T Psychic toast. Magic-T prefers to remain neutral, yet often times ends up further agitating a situation with his snide yet insightful comments. No one is quite sure of when he first appeared, but there are many legends. A favorite being that there was once a bread factory and on a cold and rainy night, a lighting bolt cast by the god of breakfast food struck the factory right in the balls and a lone piece of jammy toast was produced. Magic-T neither confirms nor denies this story. A mystery to all, eatable to none.

Kyle One half of the comic’s brains and wordsmith. If you are offended by any of the words, Kyle is the person you should email. But please be nice about it, he is probably very sleepy and wouldn’t be prone to responding to mean dildo-faces when he already has so much to do.

Emily The second half of the comic’s brains and resident artist. Her fine visual talents are evident in each comic. You might have already guessed, but Emily graduated from a fine community college with a degree in, you guessed it: art. If you are offended by any drawings, you should email Emily. You do it at your own risk though; she’s not one for criticisms.

Uniporn The Uniporn is the ultimate symbol of fertility in eastern Nepal and the comic’s official mascot. Ninja has a Uniporn tattooed on his lower back as a tribute to all that is sexy.



	Ninja The story’s antihero. Standing for all that is good, Ninja regularly challenges evildoers to duels that frequently result in his own humiliation. He would be less enduring if he were not the hypersexual, misogynist, ignorant fella he is. Abandoned as a child, Ninja was raised by a pack of homeless and mentally ill persons formerly cared for in homes for such people up until Regan did away with those programs. Ironically, Ninja is a staunch republican.
	Carotenoid The narcissistic antagonist. Usually found confronting Ninja against his better judgment. Carotenoid got his start as a child actor and has grown into a full-fledged adult and out-of-work actor. As one would imagine, he’s got a bit of a chip on his shoulder owing to all the toothpaste and cereal commercials he was forced to star in on his home planet of Coquten. It is rumored that he and Ninja were formerly an “item,” but Carotenoid maintains that it just a rumor and you should mind your own business.
	Charles the Pirate Bum The prophetic and cold genius. After getting fed up with everything wrong about the world, Charles chopped off all his limbs and decided to masquerade as a bum/pirate. Naturally, he uses peg-limbs now. Many believe he is actually the reincarnation of Sigmund Freud. But they are probably wrong, he is just a fan.
	Magic-T Psychic toast. Magic-T prefers to remain neutral, yet often times ends up further agitating a situation with his snide yet insightful comments. No one is quite sure of when he first appeared, but there are many legends. A favorite being that there was once a bread factory and on a cold and rainy night, a lighting bolt cast by the god of breakfast food struck the factory right in the balls and a lone piece of jammy toast was produced. Magic-T neither confirms nor denies this story. A mystery to all, eatable to none.
	Kyle One half of the comic’s brains and wordsmith. If you are offended by any of the words, Kyle is the person you should email. But please be nice about it, he is probably very sleepy and wouldn’t be prone to responding to mean dildo-faces when he already has so much to do.
	Emily The second half of the comic’s brains and resident artist. Her fine visual talents are evident in each comic. You might have already guessed, but Emily graduated from a fine community college with a degree in, you guessed it: art. If you are offended by any drawings, you should email Emily. You do it at your own risk though; she’s not one for criticisms.

	Uniporn The Uniporn is the ultimate symbol of fertility in eastern Nepal and the comic’s official mascot. Ninja has a Uniporn tattooed on his lower back as a tribute to all that is sexy.

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